Bold risk takers

I stumbled upon an interesting quote on TV.


"That's what [...] wants: people who seem bold risk takers but never actually do anything. Actually doing things gets you fired. In fact I'm writing a book on this very phenomenon.
- Really, you're writing a book?
No, that would be doing someth... Are you even listening?"


Hehe.  

Sunday morning in the house...

A certain person: "I kissed a Mexican guy last night"

A certain other person: "But what about the Mexican flu?"

A certain person: "D'OH!"

Meanwhile in the Head Office...

Robin: "girls, tonight we're doing captain cleaning!"
Ivonne: "No!"
Tena: "No!"
Ivonne: "High five Tena, say no to the revolution!"

Robin walks into the kitchen, frustrated. "Then I'll do Captain Cleaning by myself!"

Tena to Robin: "please bring me a glass of water" (Tena avoids the kitchen, is scared of the mice)
Ivonne: "nooooooooo let her suffer!"
The girls go outside for a little smoking/cola break. Ivonne: "If I will do cleaning, it'll be my clothes. These are the last clean clothes I have!"

No hurry Ivonne. You look beautiful the way you are!

Yes, yes, total anarchy now that the President has left the office. His desk has already been taken over, territory marked with a piece of cheese.

Is this a secret plot to attract mice to his desk? Mice prevailing over the cats?! Never!!

I say YES to Captain Cleaning!

From the mouth of the Financial Director...

Ivonne:

"I don't want to think about money. It makes me cranky"


That explains a lot ;-)